An unnamed woman walked into a beauty store in Wichita, Kansas, only to defecate in the store’s aisle. Her excrement was so disgusting that it ended up ruining eight wigs that were on display. Now, Wichita police are asking locals to help them identify the woman and have released photos of the woman while she was doing her dirty business in the beauty store.
“Wichita, we need your help with a… unique case. We’re trying to identify the pictured female, who, on May 10, entered a Beauty Supply store in the 2200 block of E. 21st Street and defecated in the middle of the aisle. Yes, you read that right,” the cops tweeted on Tuesday.
The police added that “the defecation was significant enough that eight wigs were destroyed as a result, and the business would like to know who the poopetrator is so they can pursue criminal charges.” The cops added, “The incident was captured on video surveillance, but for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault. If you know the identity of public enemy number 2, you can call Det. Meier.”
According to police, they have been able to identify the woman. However, they did not state whether or not they had been able to arrest her yet and charge her for defecating inside the beauty store.
“UPDATE: The person has been identified. Thanks for your help!”
The police received a lot of calls claiming that the defecator was Amber Heard after it was announced in her trial with Johnny Depp that she pooped in his bed.
“We’ve already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard, so please stop calling and emailing that info! Thanks!” the clever department wrote on Facebook.
“Let’s hope you can wipe this case clean and flush away the memories,” one Facebook user commented. H
The police replied: “This might be one of those cases that stick with us.”
According to the Wichita beauty store, the suspect caused about two hundred dollars worth of damage because of her defecation in the aisle.
“I believe the surveillance footage and the evidence left behind helped discover what had occurred,” Macy said. “At this time, it is believed to have been intentional.”
Macy said a similar incident happened in one of their other stores about two years ago.
“It is disheartening that someone would deliberately seek to vandalize our store in such an offensive and disgusting way,” Macy said. “We are thankful that no employees or customers were present at the time and no one was injured.”
The store has not yet decided whether or not they will press charges against the woman, but Macy said they are “considering all [their] options.”
The woman faces a criminal charge of criminal damage to property. If convicted, she could spend up to six months in jail and be fined up to one thousand dollars. Let this be a lesson to everyone that you should always watch where you step, especially in a beauty store. You never know when someone might have left behind a steaming pile of doo-doo.
This is a developing story, and we will update you as more information becomes available. In the meantime, if you have any information on this case, please contact the Wichita Police Department.”
What do you think about this situation?