These 20 Hilarious Gas Station Signs Will Make Your Day

People don’t often think of stopping at a gas station or convenience store as a fun or exciting experience. That’s why the owners of these gas stations decided to spice up the days of their customers a bit with some hilarious signs that are sure to bring a smile to your face!

We’ve compiled a list of 20 creative gas station signs that are sure to give you a good chuckle! Scroll through these and see which one makes you laugh the most:

At least they have a sense of humor about it!

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That’s my point. We cann’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

That’s when the little girl raised her hand and asked the teacher if she could pose some questions to the boy. The teacher then gave the girl permission.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssssssss.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No.

LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today…she must not have one!!

LOL! How perfect is that?! She really showed her teacher!

This is the type of comeback that any Christian will enjoy! SHARE this story so your friends and family can see this as well!

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