“The Conners” Cancels Whoopi Goldberg’s Guest Spot: “She’ll Drive Down Ratings”

ABC’s super-woke sitcom-turned-social justice warrior showcase, “The Conners,” announced a special guest appearance this season by none other than Whoopi Goldberg.

Then the letters and emails started.

It seems that nobody, not even the uber-wokers who watch that garbage, wants anything to do with Whoopi after her latest stunt.

According to our source at the network, the episode has been officially canceled and the cast will have to reshoot without Whoopi’s character.

“We were gonna re-cast the rolls with Alyssa Milano,” said director Joe Barron, “but she was otherwise occupied with an Elon Musk lawsuit.”

What does that mean for Whoopi? It means she won’t get the $3 million payout for appearing in 4 minutes of poorly-written dramacom, and she won’t get the points she needs to qualify for a floor seat at the Oscars this year.

“It’s a little bit unfair,” said Goldberg’s spokesman, Skip Tetheludah, “considering we weren’t informed of the rule change until after midnight last Tuesday. Under these circumstances, Ms. Goldberg should be able to re-qualify by picking up a spot on Grey’s Anatomy.”

Of course she wants to just bypass the rules and do what’s best for Whoopi Goldberg, patriots, because she’s Whoopi Goldberg.

For what it’s worth, Whoopi was also canceled from Star Trek. God Bless America.

Related Posts

I Left My Granddaughter’s Wedding After Her Comment on My Appearance

Imagine that after making every effort to look stunning for your granddaughter’s wedding, you discover that she is ashamed of your appearance.The grandmother in this tale experienced…

10+ Foods to Help Lower Your Blood Sugar

Maintaining stable blood sugar levels is essential not only for individuals with diabetes but for anyone aiming to improve overall health and energy. Consistently high or low…

Robert Wagner Breaks His Silence: Reflecting on Natalie Wood and Hollywood’s Enduring Mystery

For over forty years, the tragic death of Natalie Wood has remained one of Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries. Fans, film historians, and the media alike have speculated…

PITBULL DOG ATTACKS HIS OWNER’S SON AND… See more

It was supposed to be a normal afternoon, full of laughter and play, until everything changed in an instant. The boy, only 12 years old, was enjoying…

Having Striped Nails Could Mean That Your Body Is… Read More

It’s possible that we’ve looked at our hands and noticed some lines on our nails. This almost always sparks curiosity and makes us wonder: Why do they…

He became a dad at 13, and she became a mom at 13 too – but wait until you see how they look now! Check out the first comment

An 11-year-old girl is now the youngest mother in UK history, giving birth earlier this month without her family knowing she was pregnant, reports *The Sun*. Both…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *