Gordon Ramsay Leads Charge To Get ‘The View’ Cancelled

After last week’s catastrophe when Chef Gordon Ramsay was incensed by the hosts of The View during his rare appearance and stomped off the set in an unholy rage, the entire situation has escalated.

As usual, and as anyone who’s seen the man’s programs, Ramsay isn’t taking the insult lying down. He’s full on leading a charge across Hollywood and the American community to have The View completely cancelled.

“I want that f**cking show off,” he blew up at our crack reporter Joe Barron. “I want it gone and f**cked off properly.

That cow Goldberg can get a job at one of your Walmarts, saying hello when people walk in the bloody door.”

That’s quite a bit of angst from America’s favorite English chef. Ramsay went on, telling his audience that the program had no real value, and that the hosts were…unqualified.

“They’re a field of bloody dumb donkeys, is what they are. You know, I’ve never met anyone who’s opinions and thoughts I’ve cared about less.”

Whoopi Goldberg herself, had a brief response to Gordon’s blow up and explanation.

“Tell him to put more extras in the seats for ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ so that it looks real, and stop all the blatant fakery on Hell’s Kitchen. I mean, it’s funny how he makes it a competition to get those black shirts, even though the winner’s name is already printed on one.”

Ramsay’s response to Goldberg was unprintable on a family page. But it rhymes with “duck stew.”

Related Posts

Campbell’s Soup Gets Some Terrible News, Stock Up While You Can

“Campbell’s Soup: A Tale of Survival Amidst a Changing Market Landscape” On the Brink: The Future of Campbell’s Soup Campbell’s Soup, an iconic American brand cherished for…

If you have these cupboards above your fridge, you had better know what they’re used for

There’s a lot to be said for a neat, tidy home where everything has its place. If you’re anything like me, you’ll find it extremely hard to…

I found out this old photo in my wife’s album and immediately I divorced her

On a tranquil evening, John found himself immersed in the pages of his wife Sarah’s old photo album, embarking on a journey through their shared memories. Amidst…

If You See Someone With These Tattoos, Call The Cops

Tattoos can be artistic, but some signal gang affiliations, now present even in smaller towns. Recognizing these tattoos is crucial for safety. Examples include: – “14” or…

17 Times People Were Overconfident in Their Answers But Couldn’t Have Been More Wrong

Overconfidence can lead to some pretty amusing moments, especially when people confidently share incorrect answers. Today, we have compiled 17 such instances where people’s overconfidence led to…

Chuck Norris is fi-ghting for life – Prayers needed

Norris became a vocal advocate for cancer awareness after his father’s death from the disease. In 2013, Norris faced a new challenge when his wife Gena developed…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *