Funny Joke ‣ The Rookie Pilot

There is a rookie pilot and a co-pilot and they are coming in for a landing. The pilot says, “Damn that runway is small, give me 1/4 flaps.”

As they get closer the pilot says, “Damn that’s a small runway, give me 1/2 flaps.”

As they’re coming in closer the pilot again says, “Damn that’s a small runway, give me FULL FLAPS!”After they land the plane safely the pilot says,

“That’s the smallest runway I’ve ever landed on.”Then the co-pilot says, “Yes it is, but look at how wide it is.”

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