Funny story: Teenage couple argue about next base, then dad steps in

The late Bob Hope once said “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

Today, we are sharing a funny story about a frisky young man, hoping that you will find some hope, despite whatever unbearable thing you are facing. Keep reading if you need a laugh!

Picture this: Two teenagers spend hours at a restaurant, exchanging flirtatious looks across the table. When the date is over, the young man drops her off at the house she lives with her family, but before leaving her, he’s hoping for a little bit of action.

They share a long, sweet goodnight kiss in the hallway by the front door, but as she pulls away, he gives her a cheeky smile and says, “Babe, how about we, you know…go a little further?”

Driven by hormones and confidence, he leans against the wall beside her, trying to melt her heart with his eyes. Unconvinced, she quietly snaps, “Are you insane? My parents are asleep inside!”

“Oh, come on,” he replies, pointing up the stairs towards the dark hallway. “They’re all sleeping. Who’s going to hear us at this hour?” He adds, pulling her hands into his.

Moving away from her boyfriend, who’s still leaning against the wall by the door, she says, “Can you imagine if we got caught?”

Dropping the cool-guy act, the 19-year-old takes a different approach, and decides to beg.

“Please?” he pleads, “I love you so much!”

Still denying him, she responds, “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t! It’s way too risky!”

“Yes you can,” he continues.

They go back and forth, him begging and her refusing, until suddenly, the hallway light flicks on.

Her little sister appears at the top of the stairs, yawning and rubbing her sleepy eyes.

“Dad says that you should go ahead and do it, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.

“But tell your boyfriend to stop leaning against the intercom!”

Please share this story if you laughed, or even giggled!

Related Posts

He Walked Out After 14 Years of Marriage. Three Years Later, I Saw Him Again and Realized I Had Quietly Rebuilt Everything

When my husband walked out after fourteen years of marriage, it felt like the ground disappeared beneath my feet. One ordinary evening, he sat across from me…

My Mom Raised Me Alone – but at My College Graduation, My Biological Father Showed Up and Said She’d Lied to Me My Whole Life

My life exploded in a single sentence. One moment, I was just a college graduate. The next, a stranger was calling me “son” while my mother’s face…

Last night, I went into the garage, turned on the light, and saw this on the wall.

I inched closer, every instinct warning me to stop, half convinced that whatever I was looking at would suddenly react the moment I got too close. From…

The search for Karolina is over, she was found in a hotel all over… See more

After several days of growing concern, the search for Karolina has finally come to an end. Authorities confirmed that she was located inside a hotel, putting an…

My Blind Daughter’s Guide Dog Broke Free at Graduation and Started Barking at a Man — What Happened Next Changed Everything

Seven years ago, Nora’s life changed forever when a devastating car accident stole her sight. On a rainy evening, we were driving home from her piano lesson…

Understanding The Secret Meanings Behind The Codes On Your Egg Cartons

Of course, fresh is best, but is there an issue with older eggs that are still good? Technically no, you can still eat eggs that aren’t rotten,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *