Funny story: Teenage couple argue about next base, then dad steps in

The late Bob Hope once said “I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

Today, we are sharing a funny story about a frisky young man, hoping that you will find some hope, despite whatever unbearable thing you are facing. Keep reading if you need a laugh!

Picture this: Two teenagers spend hours at a restaurant, exchanging flirtatious looks across the table. When the date is over, the young man drops her off at the house she lives with her family, but before leaving her, he’s hoping for a little bit of action.

They share a long, sweet goodnight kiss in the hallway by the front door, but as she pulls away, he gives her a cheeky smile and says, “Babe, how about we, you know…go a little further?”

Driven by hormones and confidence, he leans against the wall beside her, trying to melt her heart with his eyes. Unconvinced, she quietly snaps, “Are you insane? My parents are asleep inside!”

“Oh, come on,” he replies, pointing up the stairs towards the dark hallway. “They’re all sleeping. Who’s going to hear us at this hour?” He adds, pulling her hands into his.

Moving away from her boyfriend, who’s still leaning against the wall by the door, she says, “Can you imagine if we got caught?”

Dropping the cool-guy act, the 19-year-old takes a different approach, and decides to beg.

“Please?” he pleads, “I love you so much!”

Still denying him, she responds, “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t! It’s way too risky!”

“Yes you can,” he continues.

They go back and forth, him begging and her refusing, until suddenly, the hallway light flicks on.

Her little sister appears at the top of the stairs, yawning and rubbing her sleepy eyes.

“Dad says that you should go ahead and do it, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.

“But tell your boyfriend to stop leaning against the intercom!”

Please share this story if you laughed, or even giggled!

Related Posts

Robert Mitchum’s actor son passed away at 84 after long illness

Jim Mitchum, the son of Hollywood icon Robert Mitchum, has died. A family spokesperson shared that Jim passed away on September 20 at his Arizona ranch in…

University of Wyoming Community Stunned After 3 Students Are Tragically Passed Away

The early findings indicate that the driver swerved, leading the vehicle to veer off the road and roll multiple times. The university stated that the accident is…

8 Old-School Hacks That Continue to Work Wonders

It’s funny how the tricks our parents and grandparents used still outshine many modern “hacks.” Passed down through generations, these timeless tips prove that simple wisdom never…

Trump signs executive order that will change future elections

President Donald Trump has signed a contentious new executive order that could significantly impact future US elections, leading to heated discussions across the country. Since taking office…

Hidden Smartphone Features You Didn’t Know You Were Missing

One of Samsung Galaxy’s best-hidden features is the Secure Folder, a private space to store sensitive photos, files, and apps. This special feature keeps your information safe…

WATCH: MTG Trashes Trump’s Tariffs, Argues In Favor Of Illegal Alien Construction Workers

While speaking with comedian Tim Dillon, Greene suggested that the president’s tariff policy is aimed at enriching “crypto donors.” “And I’m talking to major manufacturing companies that…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *