He finds himself hidden in a closet with his lover’s kid, and his comment is gold

It’s only a joke! Don’t take it too seriously… LOL!

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work – not aware that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

“Dark in here,” the boy whispers.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies awkwardly.
“I have a baseball. Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“Okay, how much?”
“$250.”

A few weeks later, the same thing happens, and the boy and the mom’s lover find themselves in the closet together.

“Dark in here.”
“Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball glove. Want to buy it?”
“No, thanks.”
“I’ll tell.”
“How much?”
“$750.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”

“I can’t,” the boy replies. “I sold them.”

“How much did you sell them for?” the dad asks.

“$1,000,” the boy proudly announces.

“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,” the father says, shocked. “That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

At church that Sunday, the father alerts the priest, makes his child sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.

“Dark in here,” the boy says.

The priest replies, “Don’t start that sh again.”

Related Posts

Obama …

Trump announced a sweeping set of tariffs on April 2, 2025, dubbing the day “Liberation Day.”The new policy imposes a universal 10% tariff on all imports, with…

This is what really happened to Jacqueline Bisset

acqueline Bisset is magnificent – in so many ways. In a career spanning 58 years and a portfolio that includes about 50 films, the 80-year-old actress shows…

Smallpox vaccine scars: What they look like and why

I have a clear memory of noticing a distinct scar on my mother’s arm when I was a child. It sits high up, close to her shoulder,…

Why this female worker wants to ditch her shirt

The differences and inequalities between men and women have been a central part of societal debate for hundreds of years — and the topic remains just as…

Pamela Anderson stuns fans after returning to her iconic ’90s look

Pamela Anderson is turning back the clock — and turning heads — with a bold return to the glammed-up look that made her a global icon in…

Bill Clinton with tears in their eyes make the sad announcement…

Former President Bill Clinton, with tears in his eyes, stood before the cameras today to deliver a heartbreaking announcement that left the nation in shock. His voice…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *