Kid Rock Has Made More Than $30 Million From Bud Light’s Mistake

Anheuser-Busch may be reeling from its marketing mishap, but the same can’t be said for Kid Rock. According to his publicist, the beer’s misfortune is worth a mountain of money to him.

“Kid has grossed about $30 million so far,” said Publicist Joe Barron, “and that number will likely double over the next few months.”

In an interview with the president of his Facebook Fan Club, Larry Lubiner, Kid Rock says shooting those cans was “the greatest moment of his career.” He fired about 30 rounds at three cases of beer while a friend added some shotgun shelling for effect. Together they scored an impressive 38 percent accuracy on the two cases they managed to hit.

Since that magical moment, Kid Rock’s stock has been on the rise. First, he signed with Pabst to provide all the suds for his “No Snowflakes” tour for more than $120 million and then he signed with American Patriot beer for an undisclosed amount because I haven’t read that one yet.

As all of this good stuff happens to Kid Rock, the opposite keeps happening to Bud Light. One would think that after conservatives canceled them in 2017 that they would have learned a lesson.

Alas, no. The company is headed for sure disaster while Kid Rock is a superstar. God Bless America.

Continue Reading

Related Posts

He Passed Away Just Days Before His 100th Birthday…

The news hit like a quiet thunderclap. A gentle, familiar face from America’s childhood has slipped away, just shy of a milestone so many hoped to celebrate…

Missing for 3 Years, Then Found Alive, What Police Discovered Left Everyone Stunned

The call came after years of silence. Hearts stopped as one impossible word spread: found. Families who had memorized her photo, strangers who never met her, all…

I mixed a cup of real mayonnaise into my dry brownie mix instead of vegetable oil. 35 minutes later, this is what happened

Batter wasn’t supposed to look like this. Thick, glossy, and strangely creamy, it clung to the spoon like fudge gone wrong. One glance at the jar in…

My neighbor gave me a bag of these.anyone know what they are? How do you eat them?

When neighbors give away produce, it’s often one of these: A garden vegetable that grows fast and in abundance A fruit that ripens all at once A…

Jaw-Dropping Approval Ratings Reveal What Americans Really Think About Donald Trump

Few political figures in modern history inspire reactions as intense—or as divided—as Donald Trump. Years after leaving the White House, his approval ratings continue to command attention,…

The Trick Using Aluminum Foil on Door Handles

In a world where home security tips spread rapidly across social media, one unusual suggestion continues to spark curiosity: wrapping aluminum foil around your door handle. At…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *